Purely nonsense!!!!

Good morning ladies and gentlemen gold headed children's I have got to say something that I know nothing about next to Thursday will be Good Friday there will be a meeting of ladies in which all the gentle that allow the admission is free which you pay at the door pull up chair and sit on the floor one fine morning in the middle of the night two dead ladies got up to fight back to back they faced each Other took up their swords and shot each other. Two deaf policemen hearing the noise came to rescue the two dead ladies. 

If you, don't believe it to be true you can ask the blind man who saw it too!!